i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
next time I’m told I hit like a girl or do anything like a girl or that I can’t do something because I’m a girl I’m just gonna reply with that post
because if you say it just right, it has the same effect as making someone explain a racist or sexist joke they told
they realize their mistake and they fall flat on their ass with egg on their face and shit in their mouth
"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*