I’m listening

I’m listening

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

it’s always the earwax 

and no problem ^^

it’s always the earwax

and no problem ^^

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

next time I’m told I hit like a girl or do anything like a girl or that I can’t do something because I’m a girl I’m just gonna reply with that post

because if you say it just right, it has the same effect as making someone explain a racist or sexist joke they told

they realize their mistake and they fall flat on their ass with egg on their face and shit in their mouth

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*